Business opportunities
“Before I put money into this business or opportunity, I want to know more.”
Welcome to Greedy Mofos!
We're calling out the hype and looking beyond the pitch. Knowledge is power. Greed is expensive.
Public-record business research & verification
Before You Invest, Pay, or Commit,
Check the Intel.
Verify the Facts.
Whether you're considering a business deal, real estate opportunity, private investment, crypto project, partnership, funding offer, online opportunity, marketing or creator service, coaching program, or another significant financial commitment, Greedy Mofos Intel helps you look beyond the pitch before you put your money at risk.
We research available information, examine relevant claims, and organize what we find into a straightforward Intel report so you can make your own decision.
Let GM Intel dig deeper, verify the facts, and research the opportunity for your peace of mind. Then you decide what to do with the information.
Greedy Mofos Intel provides research and informational reports. We do not provide investment advice, legal advice, private investigation services, or guarantees regarding the safety or legitimacy of any transaction.
Make it. Invest it. Grow it. Protect it. Check it first.
If someone is asking you to commit meaningful money to an opportunity, GM Intel may be able to help you check what you're getting into first.
The reality check
The pitch may look good.
The paper trail may tell a different story.
People are constantly being asked to invest money, pay large upfront fees, enter partnerships, buy services, fund opportunities, join programs, or trust claims that may not have been properly researched.
The problem is that most people research the opportunity after something goes wrong.
GM Intel helps you research before you commit your money.
If someone is asking you to trust them with your money, this may be for you.
Real estate
“I'm considering putting money into a property, development, syndication, or real estate opportunity.”
Private investments
“Someone is asking me to invest in a private company or opportunity.”
Crypto & digital-asset opportunities
“Before I put money into this crypto, blockchain, token, or digital-asset opportunity, I want to know more about what's behind it.”
Business funding
“They called offering me funding. Who exactly am I dealing with?”
Partnerships & joint ventures
“Before I commit money or sign the deal, I want to know more about the people and companies involved.”
Business purchases & acquisitions
“Before I buy this company or business opportunity, what should I know?”
Franchises & licensing
“Before I pay the franchise, licensing, or startup fees, I want another look at the opportunity.”
Online & e-commerce opportunities
“Someone says this business model can make money. What does the opportunity really look like?”
Marketing / creator / coaching services
“They're promising growth, leads, followers, sales, or business results. What am I actually paying for?”
Vendors & contractors
“They want a substantial deposit. I want to know who I'm dealing with first.”
High-dollar transactions
“Before I send a significant amount of money, I want an independent look at the deal.”
GM Intel is designed for situations where the money at stake matters to you — whether you're trying to make it, invest it, grow it, or protect it.
Not every request will fall within our service scope. GM Intel reviews each request before accepting an assignment.
We don't tell you what to think.
We show you what we found.
GM Intel independently researches each assignment and organizes what we find — and what we don't find — into a clear Intel report. GM Intel is not here to tell you what decision to make. We help you know more before you make it.
For real estate opportunities, we research the opportunity, the companies and people promoting it, the claims being made, relevant business entities, and publicly available information and materials the client provides. GM Intel does not perform property inspections, appraisals, title opinions, environmental inspections, legal title searches, or legal due diligence.
For crypto and digital-asset opportunities, we research the company or organization behind the opportunity, project claims, relevant business entities, publicly available regulatory information, publicly stated partnerships, and representations made in promotional materials. GM Intel does not evaluate whether a token, coin, or project is a good investment, and does not provide price predictions or trading recommendations.
The process
How it works
Tell us what you are considering.
Share who or what you are considering and what you want checked.
We review your request.
We confirm the assignment fits our research scope. If accepted, you receive a secure Stripe payment link.
We research it.
We independently research the opportunity and examine the relevant claims.
You receive your Intel findings.
Your completed Intel report is delivered electronically. You make the decision.
We do not require a sales call before every order.
Complex Intel Brief assignments may include a short kickoff call after acceptance.
Not sure what you need? Take the GM Intel Check.
The GM Intel Check
Before you send the money, take 60 seconds and see how much additional intel could help.
Answer based only on what has already happened. This is not a scam detector or risk rating. It simply measures how many important questions about the opportunity may still be unresolved.
Question 1 of 8
Did you receive a written proposal or pitch deck?
Services & pricing
Choose your level of intel
QuickCheck
$195
Something doesn't feel right. Check it.
- Basic company/entity verification
- Selected regulatory or license checks
- Government enforcement search
- Basic relevant public-record review
- Important claim comparison
- Identified inconsistencies
- Source links
- Concise 1–2 page report
1–2 business days
Founding Five · First 5 clients: $299
DealCheck
$495
Get the Facts. Verify the Claims. Vet the Opportunity.
- Everything in QuickCheck
- Deeper company research
- Multiple relevant government databases
- Regulatory and enforcement history
- Appropriate litigation and bankruptcy research
- Related entities in public records
- Timeline of significant findings
- Claims-versus-record comparison
- Unresolved and suggested questions
- 3–5 page Intel Report
Approximately 3 business days
Intel Brief
Starting at $995
For complicated deals where the paper trail matters.
- Multiple businesses or entities
- Complicated ownership structures
- Substantial transactions or acquisitions
- Corporate relationships in records
- Regulatory and litigation history
- Chronological timeline
- Claims verification and sources
- Executive findings and outstanding questions
- 5–10+ page Intel Brief
Quoted individually after review
Confidential intake
Request an Intel Check
Tell us what you are considering and what is making you question it.
You do not need to investigate anything before completing this form. Give us the information you already have. Greedy Mofos Intel will do the research.
Do not submit Social Security numbers, passwords, banking credentials, private account access, or other highly sensitive personal information.
GM Intel case study
The $35 million paper trail
What the Swiftarc Capital case can teach us about checking the record behind an investment opportunity.
Swiftarc Capital / Siddharth Jawahar
According to federal prosecutors, Swiftarc took more than $35 million from investors between approximately 2016 and 2023, while only about $10 million went into investments.
Federal prosecutors stated that approximately 99% of client investment funds eventually became concentrated in Philip Morris Pakistan.
Public regulatory records show Texas securities regulators revoked Swiftarc Capital's investment-adviser registration in June 2022 and issued a cease-and-desist order relating to fraud findings.
Jawahar later pleaded guilty to federal wire-fraud charges. On September 15, 2026, he was sentenced to 11 years in federal prison and ordered to pay more than $31 million in restitution.
Public reporting identified Travis Kelce as one of the victims, but the amount he invested or lost has not been publicly established.
Why this matters now
According to the FTC, consumers reported about $16 billion in fraud losses in 2025, approximately 25% more than in 2024.
The FBI recorded 1,008,597 complaints and nearly $21 billion in reported losses across all internet crime complaints in 2025.
Of that FBI total, approximately $17.7 billion in reported losses involved cyber-enabled fraud; investment fraud accounted for approximately $8.65 billion.
The FBI also recorded approximately $11.37 billion in reported losses on complaints involving cryptocurrency and $893 million on complaints marked AI-related. These descriptors can overlap with other crime categories.
About the service
Why Greedy Mofos Intel?
Greedy Mofos Intel was built on years of researching scams, questionable business practices, financial schemes, and the claims behind them.
The founder holds a law degree, has been recognized for legal research, and has spent more than two years researching and podcasting about scams, greed, financial schemes, and questionable deals through the Greedy Mofos platform.
That background shapes how GM Intel approaches every assignment:
Check the claims. Follow the facts. Document the sources. Separate what can be verified from what cannot.
GM Intel is an independent research service operated by Danko Studios Corporation. It is not a law firm, and GM Intel reports do not constitute legal advice or create an attorney-client relationship.
The Greedy Mofos podcast and YouTube content examine scams, greed, questionable deals, financial schemes, business practices, and the questions people should ask before committing money.
We research. You decide.
Legal research discipline. Real-world scam research. Documented findings.
Questions & answers
Frequently asked questions
Why check it first?
Scams Are Smarter.
Your Due Diligence Should Be Too.
Technology has made it easier than ever to create a convincing business, investment pitch, website, identity, testimonial, email, image, voice, or financial promise. AI can make questionable opportunities look polished and legitimate in a matter of minutes.
The losses are real. Federal Trade Commission data show consumers reported about $16 billion in fraud losses in 2025, roughly 25% more than in 2024. The FBI reported nearly $21 billion in losses from cyber-enabled crime in 2025, with cryptocurrency and AI-related complaints among the costliest.
And experience, money, or status do not make anyone immune. Fraud and misleading investment schemes have reached experienced investors, business owners, high-net-worth individuals, and professional athletes.
Before you invest, pay a large fee, hire a service, enter a partnership, accept funding, buy into an opportunity, or make another significant commitment, let Greedy Mofos Intel dig deeper.
We research the opportunity, examine the people and businesses involved, verify relevant claims, compare what you were told with what the available evidence shows, and identify information that cannot be confirmed.
You get the facts we find, the questions that remain, and a clearer picture of what you are considering.
Then you decide what to do with that information.
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